Ramayana as told by Luv-Kush.

She who was our mother, she was born 
from the womb of the Earth Mother.
And us, with her selfless love, she did adorn.

He who was our father, he who won many hearts,
he came almost as an afterthought…he won,
despite stiff competition, our mother’s heart.


They who were our elders, they were exiled.
For 14 long years, they stayed together,
till the eventual battle, the Lord’s brainchild.

He who was the evilest of them all,
He took away our mother in a fit of revenge,
and then paid the price, the slimeball!

She who was our lifegiver, she was alone,
trapped in the clutches of the Evil King.
Alone, till to Lanka, Hanuman had flown.

He who was the fairest in the land, Rama,
he took back his Janaki amidst cheers,
& a purity test that in their story, was a comma.